Caribbean Moose

You can’t repel a moose in love by blowing through a tuba
especially when you’re visiting the island of Aruba

carib moose are not as rare as one might first have thought
tempted to bring your tuba there I’m recommending not

your caribbean moose and your caribbean bear
your caribbean bigfoot are also fairly rare
that’s not to say they can’t be found in re-mote island spots
likely drinking fancy cocktails and smoking primo pot

but travel to the islands there are thing you should not bring there…

your saxophone? you bet! make that caribbean swing there!
your sandals and your snorkle ‘course! your sun block and your phone

but do yourself a favor mate and leave your tuba home

beware beware the caribbean moose
he’s looking for a paramour and wild from jungle juice
if you but make the slightest sound that makes him think you’re game
well that’s on you my friend and I refuse to take the blame

beware!   beware.   beware!