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You can’t repel
a moose in love by
blowing through a tuba
especially when you’re
visiting the island
of Aruba
carib moose are
not as rare as
one might first have thought
tempted to bring
your tuba there
I’m recommending not
your caribbean moose
and your caribbean bear
your caribbean bigfoot
are also fairly rare
that’s not to say
they can’t be found
in re-mote island spots
likely drinking fancy cocktails
and smoking primo pot
but travel to the islands
there are thing you should not
bring there…
your saxophone? you bet!
make that caribbean
swing there!
your sandals and your
snorkle ‘course!
your sun block and your
phone
but do yourself
a favor mate
and leave your tuba
home
beware
beware
the caribbean moose
he’s looking for a paramour
and wild from jungle juice
if you but make the slightest sound
that makes him think you’re game
well that’s on you my friend and I
refuse to take the blame
beware!
beware
beware!