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armadillo

In the Navy, I knew a fella who noticed that roadkill was different, depending on what part of the country you were in. He proposed that a road trip in a car with a trunk and backseat full of coolers full of roadkill might be fun from say, west Texas to Flushing New York, depositing roadkill at points east of the Mississippi and north of the Mason-Dixon line.

Was this art? Stupid, testosterone-fueled idiocy? Biological terrorism? I don’t know. But his proposition resulted in this song… and I should point out that for your own good, I’d strongly caution you not to take any of the culinary advice I’m offering here seriously. If you’ve never tasted this particular kind of animal that’s a good thing and you can google the reason for that if you like, but in a nutshell: Besides humans, Nine-banded armadillos are the only known natural reservoir of “Mycobacterium Leprae”. In the southern United States, particularly in Texas and Louisiana, the disease caused by M. leprae is present in armadillos and has been linked to human cases of “Hansons disease”- also called – does anybody know? Yep, that’s leprosy, ladies and gents. So if you see a roadside taco stand featuring Armadillo meat, please don’t stop to try […]

2025-11-01T17:42:06-04:00

Oh Christmas Tree

A jumped up version of “Oh Christmas Tree”. Oh Christmas Tree” is typically performed like it might be sung in church, very proper. This version, not so much, but like a fake christmas tree, it’s shiny and gaudy and it’ll be just as it is now next year, and the year after and the year after that. A very cost-effective decoration!

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O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,
How lovely are your branches!
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,
How lovely are your branches!
Not only green in summer’s heat,
But also winter’s snow and sleet.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
How lovely are your branches!

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,
Of all the trees most lovely;
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,
Of all the trees most lovely.
Each year you bring to us delight
With brightly shining Christmas light!
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,
Of all the trees most lovely.

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,
We learn from all your beauty;
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,
We learn from all your beauty.
Your bright green leaves with festive cheer,
Give hope and strength throughout the year.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,
We learn from all your beauty.

2025-11-01T13:32:42-04:00

Hot For Robot

Look at the size of that bill! Things are getting hot for Robot in the Robot breakfast nook, and Robot has some ‘splainin’ to do. Airbrush acrylic on Illustration board. What’s this conversation sound like? Have a listen.

This is a recording of experimental acoustic guitar with a ton of filters and effects. “Hot For Robot” is somewhat out of character for me, but it was great fun. It is simply an acoustic guitar recording of some chord changes- kind of what I usually do- but is about as heavily modified and filtered as possible. I think wanted to see just how far I could move the end result from the original before I was satisfied, so here you go.

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2025-11-01T08:24:57-04:00

Persistence of Vision

Something I’ve been noodling with for a while. Added some guitar distortion and a drum track in Logic Pro. Amazing to me how you can make the guitar fill so much sonic space with effects. I am not normally a pedal/effects guy, but I can see how it works for sure.

“Persistence of vision” is an optical illusion where the brain retains an image for a fraction of a second after it has disappeared, allowing it to blend into a sequence of images to create the illusion of continuous motion, of course but I think of it also as adherence to a particular viewpoint or goal, say, deciding to become an accomplished painter. Tony Bennett described that as “brushing your teeth with it when you get up in the morning”. There was a guy who know what he was talking about for sure- a fella with a very persistent vision.

Download the tablature for this tune here: Persistence_of_Vision

2025-10-31T13:56:16-04:00

Caribbean Moose

Don’t bring your tuba… to the island of Aruba

lyrics

You can’t repel
a moose in love by
blowing through a tuba
especially when you’re
visiting the island
of Aruba

carib moose are
not as rare as
one might first have thought
tempted to bring
your tuba there
I’m recommending not

your caribbean moose
and your caribbean bear
your caribbean bigfoot
are also fairly rare

that’s not to say
they can’t be found
in re-mote island spots
likely drinking fancy cocktails
and smoking primo pot

but travel to the islands
there are thing you should not
bring there…

your saxophone? you bet!
make that caribbean
swing there!
your sandals and your
snorkle ‘course!
your sun block and your
phone

but do yourself
a favor mate
and leave your tuba
home

beware
beware
the caribbean moose
he’s looking for a paramour
and wild from jungle juice

if you but make the slightest sound
that makes him think you’re game
well that’s on you my friend and I
refuse to take the blame

beware!
beware
beware!

credits

2025-10-31T19:35:29-04:00

Spooky Numbers

Arpeggiating Am, Cm and Gm from the 6 string is a cool, spooky-sounding exercise that can also help us be more deliberate about finger position. These chords all have different relationships, depending on which of them is the tonic, but for me it’s enough to hear that eerie, floating musical idea they can produce. Here’s a chart illustrating the theoretical relationships though, if you’re interested:

Summary of relationships
Relationship to Am Gm Cm
Am Tonic (i) The minor dominant (v) in the key of Gm Chromatic mediant
Gm The supertonic minor (ii) in the key of Am Tonic (i) Dominant minor (v) in the key of Cm
Cm Relative major is E♭ major The subdominant minor (iv) in the key of Gm Tonic (i)

pdf sheet for this lesson with tabs, chord charts and instructions is available […]

2025-10-22T09:03:19-04:00

Paper Roses

Paper Roses

Anita Bryant’s version of “Paper Roses” was originally released in 1960 as a single, backed with “Mixed Emotions” (Carlton 528). Monty Kelly provided the orchestrations. It was the opening track on her 1961 album Hear Anita Bryant In Your Home Tonight! (Carlton STLP 12/127), recorded in “Provocative Stereo.” “Paper Roses” was Bryant’s biggest hit on the Billboard Pop chart, peaking at No. 5 in 1960. Bryant continued to release singles following “Paper Roses”‘ success, and although some reached the Top 40, she never had another hit as big as “Paper Roses.” Tabs, notation and chord diagrams available at https://paulelwood.com. First online lesson is free! Paper roses chords and lyrics

2025-09-29T13:44:17-04:00

In Spite Of Ourselves

In Spite of Ourselves

In Spite of Ourselves is the 13th studio album of John Prine, featuring duets of classic country songs with various well-known female folk and alt-country vocalists, released in 1999.

The album was Prine’s first release since successfully battling throat cancer. The female duet partners include Iris DeMentConnie SmithLucinda WilliamsTrisha YearwoodMelba MontgomeryEmmylou HarrisDolores KeanePatty Loveless, and his wife, Fiona Prine. In spite of ourselves chords and lyrics

2025-09-12T12:58:50-04:00

Eb Rhythm Changes

Rhythm Changes
Eb rhythm changes! an excellent exercise to work out your improvisational chops.

Rhythm Changes

The Rhythm changes is a common 32-bar jazz chord progression derived from George Gershwin’s “I Got Rhythm”. The progression is in AABA form, with each A section based on repetitions of the ubiquitous I–vi–ii–V sequence (or variants such as iii–vi–ii–V), and the B section using a circle of fifths sequence based on III7–VI7–II7–V7, a progression which is sometimes given passing chords.

This pattern, “one of the most common vehicles for improvisation,” forms the basis of countless (usually uptempo) jazz compositions and was popular with swing-era and bebop musicians. For example, it is the basis of Duke Ellington’s “Cotton Tail” as well as Charlie Christian’s “Seven Come Eleven,” Dizzy Gillespie’s “Salt Peanuts,” and Thelonious Monk’s “Rhythm-a-Ning”. The earliest known use of rhythm changes was by Sidney Bechet in his September 15, 1932 recording of “Shag” (two years after the first performance of “I Got Rhythm” on Broadway) with his “New Orleans Feetwarmers” group.

In pop culture, “Meet the Flintstones“, (c. 1960, Curtin/Hanna/Barbera) is based on the rhythm changes, thereby being a contrafact of “I Got Rhythm”.

Playing over rhythm changes is a great way to build your chops and listening skills! Rhythm Changes in Eb

2025-08-22T08:16:43-04:00

Chord Construction Using Modes


Chord Construction Using Modes

Chord construction using modes. The first mode of any major scale is called the Ionian mode; “do re mi fa so la ti do”. We know the intervals for that! They go “whole step, whole step, half step, whole step, whole step, half step to the octave”.

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You can play C Ionian wherever you like, ascending and descending; the chart below shows it in the first position.

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From left to right, here are the notes in sequence, right from one through seven and one as the octave. Ascending and descending, those guys have a solid, dependable interval relationship! That means between 1 and 2 is always going to be a whole step, between 2 and 3 is always going to be a whole step, between 3 and 4 is always going to be a whole step, all the way up to the half-step interval between 7 and 1… but only for one particular mode of the scale, which is the Ionian mode.

Other modes are different in that the intervals between the notes are shifted. However, the note sequence doesn’t change, we just start at a different point. So let’s […]

2025-08-03T20:40:29-04:00
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